LOOK BOTH WAYS.
Then look at this website and ask whether we needed a whole organization for this.
WE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT.A GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT. MOSTLY SIDEWALK.EST. OUT OF PROPORTION
BIG CROSSWALK
HAS GONE
TOO FAR.
Pro-pedestrian. Pro-common sense.
Unreasonably suspicious of stripes.
No dues. No sign-up. No actual authority.
EXHIBIT AARTIST'S OVERREACTION
QUESTION
THE STRIPES.RESPECT THE RULES.
THE STRIPES.RESPECT THE RULES.
The people aren't.
01 / THE VERY SERIOUS CASEPLEASE ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS
REASONABLE
JUDGMENT.
UNREASONABLE
BRANDING.
A LOCAL PREMISE. A GLOBAL OVERREACTION.
A deeply unserious campaign inspired by the crosswalk next to The Civil Engineer School (TCES) at AFIT.
We believe pedestrians can look both ways and think for themselves. We also believe painted rectangles deserve a wildly disproportionate amount of graphic design.
Our beef is with the bit.
Not the people. Not pedestrian safety.
USE YOUR JUDGMENT.
Common sense includes following applicable laws and base rules. Use designated crossings where required.
THE CARD DOES NOT OUTRANK A RULE.KEEP IT HARMLESS.
No confrontation. No messing with signs or markings. Just a joke, a novelty card, and excellent typography.
THE PAINT CAN TAKE A JOKE.02 / JOIN THE MOVEMENTMEMBERSHIP HAS ITS LACK OF PRIVILEGES
CARRY A CARD.
NOT A GRUDGE.
Turn your entirely reasonable opinion into an entirely unnecessary piece of documentation.
Generated entirely in your browser. No personal information requested, stored, or sent by this card generator.
ENTIRELY UNOFFICIALPURELY NOVELTY
STOP BIG
CROSSWALK.
BEARER'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TITLECROSSWALK.
Concerned Pedestrian
Reasonable judgment. Excessive typography.
SAMPLE / NOT YET ISSUEDSATIRE
Grants no privileges, exemptions, or traffic authority.
Your future wallet clutter awaits.
03 / QUESTIONS FROM THE SIDEWALKWE HAVE PREPARED STATEMENTS
LET'S CLEAR
THE CROSSING.
Is this a real organization?
It is a real website with a fictional sense of institutional importance. Stop Big Crosswalk is a one-off gag, and “Big Crosswalk” is a fictional villain made of paint and our imagination.
Are you telling me to jaywalk?
We support reasonable pedestrian judgment, within applicable laws and base rules. This is satire, not crossing advice or permission to break a rule. Use designated crossings where required, and never step into traffic.
What has Big Crosswalk actually done?
Inspired an excessive amount of typography. We make no factual allegations about the real crossing, its design, or the people who use or maintain it.
Where does my membership fee go?
There is no fee. No donations, no petition, and no email list. Our imaginary finance department is devastated.
Is this affiliated with AFIT or TCES?
No. This gag website is not affiliated with or endorsed by AFIT, TCES, the U.S. Air Force, or the Department of Defense.